Shhhhhhhh!

Can you see me? Don't tell anyone I am here! This is my cunning disguise to get closer to those pesky squirrels. With my carefully placed camouflage hiding all but my whiskers, I reckon I will be able to gently stroll down the garden without anyone seeing me and catch them all!

What do you mean my bum is sticking out?

I see all.

Happy Friday everyone! My owners seem to really look forward to their weekends. I think it is because they enjoy spending more time with me. Here I sit on the top stair waiting for them to come home. From here I can see everything: any movement in and out of the kitchen, what is happening in the study or the bedrooms and most important of all - anyone approaching the front door!!

Quality find....

Currently I have no less than three footballs, all acquired on my woodland walks. People are so careless leaving them behind. I think I am doing everyone a favour by clearing them out of the park and bringing them home. I am particularly pleased with this one!

Hello, can I have a word?

There I was tucked up in my basket snoozing when "Pab.....PAB, PAB!!" and a noisy old truck slowly drives up and down the road with men inside shouting and honking their dented bugle like there is no tomorrow! All because they are looking for scraps of rubbish to take away. I don't understand it - the binmen just help themselves, so do the cats and foxes. How come these people have to make such a song and dance about it?!!!